its really hard being this ghetto

misandryspice:

holmesianhatter:

thex-kid:

unicow-nak-nak:

hallowedhorrors:

skindeap:

8-inch chocolate penis that oozes fondant cream… Fresh mint fondant, Valencia orange fondant, Williams Pear liqueur fondant, Mozart chocolate liqueur fondant, Cointreau liqueur fondant and Irish coffee liqueur fondant.

United Indecent Pleasures

Okay but is it possible to get the filling colored red? Because obviously the best use for these is to make a gif or video where you’re licking and sucking at one seductively, making bedroom eyes at the camera, and then you BITE THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN HALF AND SHRIEK YOUR VICTORY AS THE DELICIOUS BLOOD-FILLING DRIPS FROM YOUR VICIOUS MAW.

This site scares me so much.

Reblogging because that damn comment

I cna barelyt breathe I’m laughing so hard

Dang. I’d swallow that.

o fuck

(Source: moshita, via quackdown)

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→ 18 May 13 at 1 am

(Source: lifeloveanddisney, via forever90s)

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→ 18 May 13 at 1 am

shartonnay:

gossipseer:

kakakakelly:

NO.

Just because there IS a girl doesn’t mean she HAS TO like you.

Just because there is 2 guys in a room and 1 girl. And one guy is gay. The DOSEN’T mean that the straight guy wins her, just by being there.

I know what this campaign is trying to do. And that’s great, but this line PISSES ME THE FUCK OFF

IT’S NOT A GIANT COMPETITION TO WIN THE GIRL

BECAUSE GIRLS ARE NOT MENT TO BE WON

GIRLS ARE FUCKING PEOPLE NOT TROPHIES

THANK YOU

i dont know shit about this campaign but this is fucked up beyond belief

(Source: vintage-teaspoon)

♥ 8184
→ 17 May 13 at 7 pm tlyudacris:

after all the human beings die and the aliens visit earth. i hope this is the only photo they will see in the old ruined earth.

(via kanyewestmidlands)

tlyudacris:

after all the human beings die and the aliens visit earth. i hope this is the only photo they will see in the old ruined earth.

♥ 7206
→ 17 May 13 at 7 pm

kanyewestmidlands:

ffapanese:

half the time i want to dress like a badass punk rocker and the other half i want to dress in full sweet lolita and the whole time i have no money to do either

boring shit like curing cancer yeah

♥ 135527
→ 17 May 13 at 7 pm

tyleroakley:

buzzfeed:

George Takei responds to “traditional” marriage fans.

George Takei is flawfree.

(via kanyewestmidlands)

♥ 97150
→ 17 May 13 at 7 pm tedonik:

0rdinarykid:

I forgot to cat

Decided to dog.

(Source: ihavemyboydays, via kanyewestmidlands)

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→ 17 May 13 at 7 pm proud-youth:

omgtsn:

fatpeasants:

amazinglornaisnotonfire:

wo-nderland:

fucking-wh4t:

r0y4nthony:

suits the blog.

if this isn’t on your blog you should be ashamed

this suits everyones blog ok

omfg

wut

ey ti

i scrolled passed it, and then i thought, this is way to good not to reblog

(Source: , via jamesvonmonroe)

proud-youth:

omgtsn:

fatpeasants:

amazinglornaisnotonfire:

wo-nderland:

fucking-wh4t:

r0y4nthony:

suits the blog.

if this isn’t on your blog you should be ashamed

this suits everyones blog ok

omfg

wut

ey ti

i scrolled passed it, and then i thought, this is way to good not to reblog

♥ 12797
→ 17 May 13 at 6 pm

varldslighet:

after fridays come the

(via kanyewestmidlands)

♥ 68021
→ 17 May 13 at 6 pm

a poem about bugs

pizza-butts:

if it can fly

it should die

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